This one is drastically in progress...
Robert has a paper cut.
The evangelist has maroon letter.
Robert wants to see Italy in the fall,
his mother is from Switzerland.
The evangelist wants his office
to stop smelling like mothballs.
Robert never drinks his Coca-Cola alone;
his mother is from Switzerland.
The evangelist never walks in the shade;
under the trees smell like mothballs.
When Robert travels across state lines
the grass in the previous state
wilts a little.
The evangelist travels from parishioner to
parishioner on a chopper-motorcycle,
chromed out!
One time Robert took a survey –
he wants to be married in a car wash.
The evangelist owes 39 CENTS to the car vaccum;
all his funds are tied up in equity.
Robert gently drapes cloth napkins
across his lap when he eats.
The evangelist carries a bottle of
hot sauce in his right boot.
Robert plugs his ears with
his fingers in all the wrong places.
The evangelist vowed to never
straighten his glasses by using one finger.
Robert owes his successes at the pub
to a well timed dart throw.
The evangelist surfs the web (!) looking
for natural cures to sleep apnea.
Robert swims laps with his
one-night-stand of two years ago.
The evangelist gets exercise
in a motel’s fitness center – no keycard.
Robert grapples with diesel mechanics
and tosses coke cans in the ring.
The evangelist takes time out of the day
to learn how to properly carve a turkey.
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